LEGAL / TERMS

A roast, not financial advice.

Roast My Wallet is a satirical experience. Amounts are estimates provided by Solscan and may be incomplete, delayed, or inaccurate.

No warranty

The result is not a certified valuation or an accounting, tax, or financial statement. Unpriced tokens and certain positions may not be fully itemized.

Use

You may analyze a public address when doing so is lawful. You must not use the service to harass anyone, deceive a third party, or present an estimate as certified.

Satire

The punchlines target the wallet and its crypto decisions. By accepting the roast, you agree to this deliberately brutal tone.