● SOLANA WALLET ROASTER / V2

Your wallet deserves
the truth.

Paste a Solana address. We calculate its value and judge its financial decisions without mercy.

○ No wallet connection○ No transaction○ Public Solscan data
ROAST_TERMINALNETWORK: SOLANA

32 to 44 Base58 characters. Public address only.

No key, no signature, no access to your funds.

FAQ / NO BULLSHIT

Before trusting your ego to an API.

Can this site take my funds?

No. The roast never connects to a wallet and never requests a signature. The public share card only displays the wallet address so donors can send SOL directly.

Is the value exact?

No. It is a public estimate provided by Solscan. Prices, unpriced tokens, and positions may be incomplete.

Is my address stored?

Not permanently. A distributed cache keeps an address-free normalized result briefly, with no portfolio history.

PUBLIC BY DESIGN. Roast My Wallet only analyzes public data. No wallet connection or signature is requested for a roast. If you share a donation card, the full public wallet address is intentionally published.